if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

(Source: awkwardvagina, via geniusly)



Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

I would skin a bitch alive to get free textbooks

(via juvenileimpulses)

  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat